coner boner

The way of putting an ice cream cone on your dick and use it as a condom

Dude some guy at school used the old coner boner on his girlfriend.

lol thats funny man

by timmmmah June 10, 2012

Coner

The shortest guy you'll ever meet. He always needs help with something, and if you hurt him in the slightest bit, he'll get super pissed at you. If you loan him, per say, a pencil, and he does something to piss you off: you get over it. If it switched roles, Coner would bite your ass off. I honestly don't know how he finds his ass without a map.

Dude you're as smart as Coner

by StuckBetweenTheLies February 1, 2018

Coner

When Conant has a boner.

Dude look at cone-daddy
Yeah he has a coner.

by Qwack November 15, 2018

coner

reaching a boinf in the cold, leading to a raging cold boner

Dude, i totally just saw the new girl outside and got a total coner

by Alan Griggsby December 16, 2009

Coner

Clitoral erection (also known as clitoral tumescence or female erection) is a physiological phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged and firm.

"When she saw her crush walk in wearing that leather jacket, she got an instant coner."

by eccojamsvol1 May 18, 2025

coner

In short, a term for a “car-boner”. A person will have a coner if they become obsessed with a car they see.

Guy 1: Yo, that Lambo over there is so cool.

Guy 2: Yeah, it’s cool.

Guy 1: I have to see it up close.

Guy 2: You have a huge coner, dude.

by DoggyDitto May 20, 2018

Coner

When you get hard over a sexy car

See that old Japanese shitbox over there, it just gave me a coner

by BushLad January 17, 2020