Condensed Milk

When a male emits semen on an angle such as the "x" and "y" paralysis.

I condensed milk'd all over her bed sheets.

by Condenser101 August 26, 2013

congrenate

The ability to tapdance like a dinosaur.

1. Dude look at that bitch congrenate!
2. what an awesome congrenater you are.
3. I can congrenate better then you!

by dan paepke April 17, 2007

Condran

Condran, a badass last name of Irish heritage.

Very confident and happy go lucky people and absolutely essential to any parties.

DO NOT CROSS A CONDRAN

☘️ 🔪

Oi, DO NOT fuck with them, they’re Condrans...

by SneakyLiam April 18, 2020

Condenziplokbagphobia

The phobia, or fear, of the condensation formed inside of ziplock bags. Whether it be of the look or touching it, you will know you have this if you hate the feeling of touching or smelling the condensation within the contents of the bag.

Ewww, said Jessie, I accidentally touched the side of the ziplock bag. Oh man, I hate that feeling too! You know what that means though right? Said Troy. No, what does it mean? Questioned Jessie. It means you have condenziplokbagphobia, the fear of condensation inside of ziplock bags.

by Mr.Satisfied December 1, 2020

Condensnot

An algae plug in an air conditioner drain line

Eww, look at that condensnot blocking my condensate drain line.

by McAvalon August 18, 2021

condenscending

The act of making a woman wet through verbal degradation

Noun: condenscend

Dwight: I’m really good at condenscending
Jim: damn Angela must be really wet

by Jacking Rabbits June 28, 2022

Condensplain

Verb- The act of explaining something in the most condescending way possible

That guy over there was trying to condensplain making popcorn to me.

by Thermascout March 9, 2023