Condoms

Something we need in order to not become pregnant

Boy-Baby how are you pregnant oh wait it's because we didn't use a condoms

Girl- because we didn't use a condom

by Xmsbrightsidex December 25, 2014

Condomsating

When your used condom sits around too long and collects condensation

The leftovers from last night are condomsating in the corner

by Sir Drizzle February 3, 2015

Poking Holes In Condoms

"Poking holes in condoms" refers to the psychotic and treacherous action of repeatedly piercing, stabbing or jabbing a pin, or any sort of pointed, slender and sharp metal object into a condom, prior to sexual intercourse for the purposes of facilitating getting "knocked up" or turning one's sexual partner into your "baby daddy," without his knowledge or consent.

I carry my own cock socks mate, ever since that trifling ho told me "she had protection" and it turned out she had plans to pull the goalie the whole time. She started poking holes in condoms the second she saw me walking toward her from across the club, and now I gotta pay child support and can't listen to opera no mo. Kids don't like that shit.

by P Diddy $ <3 S.C. October 7, 2011

Condoms

Dick shields

Hey, i bought some condoms at the store last night.

by Random dude on the internet July 3, 2018

condomsending

con-dum-send-ing "When you are trying to put your condom on and it flies off like shooting a rubberband."

" It was my first time and it was dark I was trying to put a rubber on and I slipped and sent my condomsending across the room."

by BlindMan27 January 27, 2009

glow in the dark condoms

what gay guys use to play Light Sabers

gay guy1: ..i got glow in the dark comdons and black lights..wanna play light sabers?

gay guy2: okay!

by hoe May 13, 2005

eye condoms

sunglasses that you were to protect your eyes

hey want to go to the bar? Sure just let me put on my eye condoms

by shtzngglz May 8, 2010