Saw con

An event held annually attended by Sugondese people who have a rare disease, Ligma and others who want to support them

Candice: I think I'll go to Saw Con this year
Mike: Maybe I'll go to, my aunt was just diagnosed with Ligma
Candice: Great! I'll ask, Yuri, Phil, Mike and Joe!

by JaceTheFryingPan December 19, 2021

Saw con

A type of disease that largely effects people who have also had exposure to ligma. Or know someone who has.

Person1: hey bro what's ligma

Person2: ligma fuckin balls

Person1: oh shit bro you got me

Person1: so are you going to saw con

Person2: what's saw con

Person1: SAW CON MY BALLS LMAO 😂😂

by Ydckx July 26, 2018

Blumpkin con Queso

Whilst performing a blumpkin, the individual exercising fellatio wears a sombrero loaded with chips and queso dip allowing the receiving party to enjoy simultaneous south of the border pleasures.

Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa

While evacuating his bowels, Paco enjoyed the Blumpkin con Queso his girlfriend so selflessly provided.

by MasterBlaster666 November 5, 2013

con autist

A person who publicly identifies as autistic, especially on social media, because it is trendy to wear an identity crisis like a badge of honor. Con autists typically suffer from hypochondria and conceal ulterior motives.

Spike: Have you noticed all these Instagram influencers talking about being autistic nowadays? There are ADHD and even schizophrenia influencers, too. Whose bright idea was it to market personality types as legitimate mental illnesses?
Jet: Yeah, you know the pharmaceutical industry makes a fortune daily by convincing people that they're crazy. Classic con artists.
Spike: More like con autists...
Jet: It's a sign of the times!

by Aethertigris March 25, 2023

Saw Con

"Saw Con" when said out loud sounds like "Suck on", and should be followed by "deez nuts!" , very much ligma.

Brady: Hey man, you ever been to Saw Con?
Chad: No. What's Saw Con?
Brady: Saw Con deez nuts!

by SarcasticHandjob July 24, 2018

con-ui

chinese word. gorgeous people. dazzling, bright, centerfold, glittering, plush, luxuriant.

damn! is think she's a con-ui.

by itsalex June 12, 2009

con SARS

The vague, undefinable sickness you get after attending a convention or other large gathering of people.

I came back from Anime Expo with a sore throat and a runny nose--the usual con SARS.

by Obnoxious Otaku January 18, 2011