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Compulsory age status

When a student turns 18, they may freely sign out of school, or drop out of school without parent's permission.

TRANSLATION: They can skip a shitload of classes and receive no consequences!
Sebastian: Where's Jon?
Anthony: He's taking advantage of his compulsory age status!
by Anthony Suarez May 24, 2005
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Cincinnati Compressor

A combination of the Cleveland steamer and the steam roller. The Cincinatti Compressor is achieved when one forcefully pushes a poo onto another's chest. The 'compressor' clings their backside to the 'compressee's'' chest. While forcing the defecation poo is compressed leaving a dense wad of excretion on the person.
Damn man the Cincinnati Compressor I gave that chick last night left remnants in my ass hair. I guess I should eat more corn.
by The Pimp Smoker (again&again) September 19, 2009
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Compressorea

A STD that is contracted from people who do it with compressors. You know who you are.

It is the compressor version of ghonerea.
Look Stacey is walking around with a compressor, she probably has compressorea.
by Theresa Green May 22, 2010
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Dry Compressor

The machine accidentally used on Barry Chuckle (of chuckle brothers fame) that sucked the moisture from his face. The machine has since been discontinued.
Look, he's been in the Dry Compressor!
by Paul Chuckle BBC November 22, 2010
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Compersion

A feeling of joy when a loved one invests in and takes pleasure from another romantic or sexual relationship.

Commentary: Compersion can be thought of as the opposite of "jealousy;" it is a positive emotional reaction to a loved one's other relationship. The term was coined by the Kerista Commune. It differs from candaulism in that compersion does not specifically refer to joy regarding the sexual activity of one's partner, but refers instead to joy at the relationship with another romantic and/or sexual partner. It is analogous to the feeling of joy a parent feels when their children marry or that best friends feel for each other when they are happy in a romantic relationship.
Example: "I feel compersion when I see my husband come home happy from spending time with his girlfriend. His happiness brings me happiness."
by W May 7, 2018
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Cincinnati Compressor Station

When one has received a minimum of 5 Cincinnati Compressors they achieve the status of Cincinnati Compressor Station.
Yo I finally made my room mate a Cincinnati Compressor Station last night.
by More Pimp Smoker September 19, 2009
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comerford

A "hunk" of a man that could be found lifting heavy pallets in a stockroom near you.
Man, this comerford of a guy totally stole my girl
by Franny jumbo May 24, 2018
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