compassionate conservative

1. Compassionate conservative is an oxymoron; George W. Bush is just a moron.
2. Mike M. from our school
3. National Socialist
4. Fascist
5. Mussolini

"That's just frankly despicable." - Mike M.

by 8R4193N May 29, 2004

Compassionate Conservative

A sentence that does not exist in the English language.

President Bush is the least compassionate conservative ever.

by If this isn't obvious, a liberal October 7, 2007

cumpassionate

having strong desire to see, taste, experience semen

Joe: Lisa why are you so cumpassionate?

Lisa: (slurp slurp)

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 14, 2008

Compassionate release

When your significant other is unable to perform sexually but still thinks of you. She takes care of your sexual build up.

My girlfriend is having her period, but since is so apothinary she gave me a blow job for a compassionate release.

by detIinv785 March 8, 2020

compassionate disruption

A program of pushing homeless into social services that move the homeless out of an area and into a place where they can be inadequately treated outside the purview of the public.

The police lured the poor homeless from the downtown, under their new policy of compassionate disruption. The homeless were given the option of a one way Greyhound bus ticket, to see a far a way land, or residency in the local police hotel, and a job doing community service.

by mlhiss September 24, 2014

cumpassionate

adj. having strong desire to feel, see, smell and/or taste semen. usually associated with promiscuous girls, but not always.

Why does Lisa love sucking dick so much?

She's only in it for the ending, she's cumpassionate.

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 7, 2008

compassionate jesse

A badass uncle Jesse who cares about the well being of his three nieces.

Wow Steph, he truly is a compassionate Jesse...look at how he helped me with my math homework.

by Don Everest April 3, 2005