compassion sucker

A friend who continually uses stories, forged tragic life events, and consequences from their own stupidity to invoke compassion and empathy for them until you are so sick of listening to their heart-wrenching drama that you lose all compassion for their general situation.

"I am SO depressed. I was rejected from med school again, I was born to be surgeon! Just because I scored really low on that stupid entrance exam doesn't mean I can't be a DOCTOR. So I'm applying for medical school for the 5th time next year."-Shawnda

"Wow...I feel so bad for you"-Nice person 1

"Nah, don't, she's a compassion sucker."-Former nice person 1

by Friendsss June 18, 2009

cumpassion

typically how a man fulfills his desire with the woman he loves

She looked at him that certain sexual way and he knew it was time for some cumpassion.

by twangdong February 1, 2019

Compass Gang

Compass Gang, Roblox's superior bus operator
All Hail compass else we will block your bus depots, steal your passengers, and eat your mums spaghetti.
ALL HAIL STAGECOACH AND THE COMPASS GANG.

This is a public service announcement. the Compass Gang will block your depots.
Hail Compass

by Chxrlie_RB April 6, 2020

Compassion

someone who cares about the thoughts and feelings of others before they think of themselves

all of my friends are compassionate

by celine ;) July 9, 2004

political compass memes

everyone is a clown here

Person 1: Hey, want to look at the political compass memes subreddit?
Person 2: No, if I wanted to look at clowns I would go to the circus.

by stupid clown August 8, 2021

Compassion Hawk

A mohawk that you can wear in a corporate environment, because you donated your hair to a co-worker who lost her own hair due to cancer

Why does Sarah have a MoHawk at work? It's Ok, Thats a compassion hawk...check out Cheryls new wig isnt it stunning.

by Bleach for Blood February 22, 2011

compassionate conservatism

A phrase coined by the Republicans for the 2000 presidential election in an effort to divert focus from the fact that in recent history the party had not been known for its compassion. Thus, a camouflage over reality, a diversion of attention from unflattering fact, a ruse, a marketing gimmick to cover up a weakness by asserting that you actually have the strength when you don’t.

“In his Inaugural Address, the President called on Americans to become citizens, not spectators. Since that time the President has used compassionate conservatism as his governing philosophy as the Administration has moved to tackle some of society's toughest assignments, such as educating our children, fighting poverty at home, and helping poor countries around the globe.”

by Bill Garnett July 22, 2004