comma

According to President George W Bush, a comma is what the US-Iraq war will look like in the history books.

I like to tell people when the final history is written on Iraq, it will look like just a comma because there is -- my point is, there's a strong will for democracy. --George W. Bush

by maffei1- October 5, 2006

man-comma

The second week of every month a man can be a complete asshole to people and blame it on man-comma(like a period)

Dude, it might just be that Im on my man-comma, but that girl is a bitch-ass ho.

by 17 and NBA March 25, 2009

exclamation comma

Similar to an exclamation mark but the sentence may be continued afterwards.

This is W00tage!, dude haha

by Fizzio May 8, 2005

Comma Fail

When one leaves the school, many of what one learned won't be used now on, but anyway, there are some stuff one have to know how and when to use, as a matter of avoiding huge embarrassing moments, like the use of comma, specially when chatting indeed.

RandomChat(room1):

Guy1: Hey!Hey!Hey dude!
Guy2: …
Guy1: Hey!Hey! Hey duuuuuuudeee!
Guy2: …
Guy1: Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!Dud…
Guy2: I'M EATING SHIT!!!!
Guy1: hmm….well….aah…ugh…I think you should put a comma after eating, seriously.
Guy2: oh f***, that's the third comma fail today, shit!

by Sean McFlannigan May 14, 2011

comma

That tricky situation a girl finds herself in when she's just getting off her period, but isn't exactly "on the market" yet. You know, it might be like day 5 or 6 and a slim pantiliner may be all that is needed. At the same time, no one wants to gross a dude out. It certainly is a quandry. But while PERIODS may stop it right there, COMMAS... are only a pause. There's always more to come after a comma.

Girl #1: Yo Stacy I met this fine brotha at the club last night
Girl #2: That's hot but damn girl, ain't you on your period?
Girl #1: Hell no hunny, that was two days ago! I'm on my comma now.
Girl #2: Well shit, that's a different story then. So what'd you do?
Girl #1: I took him home with me, what else?

by ReiReiK April 19, 2008

Comma Fucker

A reference to someone that corrects friends grammar in emails, text messages, and online chats.

Mary is a real comma fucker, she just let me know it was you're instead of your. She's probably on the rag.

by Monkey kiss face December 18, 2009

Comma

A once monthly, twice monthly, bi-weekly, weekly, or daily occurrence in which your boyfriend/male friend/brother becomes completely unbearable.

Alex: God, Chris is being such a bitch about gas money.
Bobbi: He's on his comma.

by KitsuneXKyuubi February 28, 2010