comcastic

Incapable of accomplishing simple tasks.

My service is comcastic - that is to say they put down the wrong name, didn't show up, and made me wait an extra week to be connected.

by Truxen July 21, 2006

comcastic

The horrible inverse of fantastic.

"I was on hold with Tech Support for half an hour when I finally got through. After explaining the problem my VOIP went out. COMcastic."

by BradWheat December 14, 2008

Comcastic

An adjective attempting to express the seemingly beautiful nature of an object or service, ultimately representing the epitome of broken dreams and false promises.

We had a six pack and freshly microwaved nachos, everything was ready to go. The Sopranos' finale was about to come on, when the cable went all comcastic again.

by g.sus June 11, 2006

comcastic

A trade-word coined by the cable company Comcast.

definition 1: deceitful
definition 2: despicable

Mike: Man, f*ck Comcast!
Ike: I know, man, it's comcastic!

or

Sun: Man, F*ck the coal industry!
Wind: I know, man, it's comcastic!

by crnnchls February 9, 2010

Comcasted

(v.) - To be disconnected randomly while using internet service by Comcast Cable.

I was downloading music and got Comcasted!!

by StalePhish September 18, 2005

comcastic

The act of slowly killing a customer through mental anguish by preempting programming with worthless low-quality local programming under the guise of "community service", missed service appointments, blaming the customer's wiring or gear, and horrible HD lineups and picture quality.

1. This f-ing jacked up picture on my $10,000 TV is totally comcastic.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.

by El Defino November 12, 2006

Comcast

also known as worddowntime/word

Every two hours, my isp decides to give its servers a 3 hour break.

by tehehehe November 8, 2003