Colton Yams

When your balls look like a pair of yams.

When my bae saw me naked,she said they looked like a pair of Colton Yams.

by Bargt09 September 30, 2016

Colton Day

A Colton Day, or to have a Colton Day, is to masturbate profusely for the entire day. Usually ending in genital inhalation or extreme pleasure.

Trent, why didn't you come to school today? Sorry, I was just having a good Colton Day.

by ColeRoy May 1, 2013

colton

beautiful, auh-mazzing boy with good intentions. Makes an awesome boyfriend, the sweetest guy on earth. Has the warmest heart. No one could ever stay mad at him. He's easy to love. The most adorable boy ever.

I love me some colton. :)

by megan vanessa January 20, 2009

Collunginate

Derived from "collusion" and "congregate". Collecting, gathering or mixing together ideas, items, people with an individually focused or single purpose different from others or keeping away from others in a secretive and chaotic fashion (v).

The program that Joe is working on will allow us to collunginate ourselves to the point of stasis.

We are having hard time collunginating these ideas because we do not have people from the other teams to assist us.

The collungination before the meeting was a little too intense, especially since nobody knew each other.

Al and Bob collunginated and talked about the problems without letting any of us know.

I asked Jim to clean his room and he said it was clean, maybe to him it was, but it was totally collunginated

by nygblue August 25, 2013

dirty colten

a sex act wherein a man jams his thumb, then his middle finger, then 2, 3, 4, all fingers in the ass of the female during rough sex.

Man, you shoulda seen the look this bitch gave me when I slipped her the 'ol dirty Colten. Bitch was speaking in tongues for an hour afterwards!

by thebigwonkus91 January 24, 2019

Colton

Definitely not gay and has the biggest dick energy. Probably eats ass on the daily. Probably not gay tho

Colton is big dick energy

by Biggestdickenergy December 6, 2018

Colton

Colton is kind of a unique figure, he can be serious, sometimes even cocky. Colton doesn't know how to let people in, he has a barrier around his heart at all times. It can be very hard to try to get to know the real him because he is quite guarded. He dresses very sensual and has a taste for cinnamon. He is also very passionate about word searches and movies-trust me don't get him started. His eyes hide a lot, but when you look into them, they are the most beautiful eyes you will ever see. His smile seems to have the ability to melt your heart even when you don't want it to. If you find yourself lucky enough to have a Colton like this, enjoy your time with him while you can

"why is that guy so dressed up"?
"Oh him?, That's just Colton".

by Idontlikeanyonesogoaway February 9, 2020