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Colon Three

:3 is a cat face. Used as a sort of cutesy or shy smile, playful or bashful. In real life it would be expressed with a slight, coquettish pursing of the lips.
"Did you get the new picture I sent you? :3" (colon three)
by DaystarEld February 7, 2012
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Mike Colin

Under-appreciated musician/producer/songwriter from Denver, Colorado whose business manager, Paul Holmes, lied to Denver media in an attempt to ruin Mike's career. (See westword.com, Mike Colin RIP).
by T Douglas January 17, 2009
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Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"
by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008
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National Colin Firth Day

National Colin Firth Day is a day to celebrate British actor Colin Firth. It is celebrated on the 7th October, and people celebrate the day by watching media he has been in. Prior to National Colin Firth Day, Colin Firth week begins on the 1st October and ends on National Colin Firth day on October 7th. Colin Firth's legacy is also commonly celebrated on his birthday (September 10th).
"How are you celebrating National Colin Firth day?"
"I'm going to watch St Trinians 1 and 2!"
by colinfirthlover September 26, 2023
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Colonial water pump

When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go

**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face
Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome
by Henny2002 October 13, 2015
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kick up the colon

This is worse than a kick on the butt because it is analy invasive!
The home team got a real kick up the colon when they lost by 30 points!
by I, Wreckerrr January 15, 2021
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Colonial Style

When you have sex as they would have in the colonial days.
Seamus: We were having sex colonial style, churning that butter!
by Teh Creature Talk September 8, 2011
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