(Adjective) Pyrus calleryana: A tree common in China or Vietnam. In the spring, it blooms into bushels of white blossoms. A person may first think that this tree is beautiful, but upon inspection with the nostrils it becomes clear that the trees true intentions are quite rank. The tree will release a foul smell into the air withing a 200 yard radius, destroying previous admirations.
Can be used to describe a relationship or situation, but most commonly a person, that has attractive attributes but when analyzed better turns out to be worse than previously thought.
Can be used to describe a relationship or situation, but most commonly a person, that has attractive attributes but when analyzed better turns out to be worse than previously thought.
Person:
That girl is a real callery pear. She's hot, but has a really bad personality. I'd stay away from her.
Relationship:
Me and that guy didn't really turn out well. We both thought that we would be great together, but it just turned out to be a callery pear.
Situation:
(1) We were gonna just make out, but things got a little to far so I had to back out. I didn't want it to end up in a callery pear.
(2) I really wanted to take that class, but the teacher was so bad that it ended up being a callery pear and I transfered out.
That girl is a real callery pear. She's hot, but has a really bad personality. I'd stay away from her.
Relationship:
Me and that guy didn't really turn out well. We both thought that we would be great together, but it just turned out to be a callery pear.
Situation:
(1) We were gonna just make out, but things got a little to far so I had to back out. I didn't want it to end up in a callery pear.
(2) I really wanted to take that class, but the teacher was so bad that it ended up being a callery pear and I transfered out.
by Bicycleman May 31, 2017
Get the callery pear mug.He the reason someone smile today,a very humble person,he make you happy no matter how bad you treat him.He try to smile even when he feel sad.He love everyone even when no one love him, because he know being kind is not an option.He is the symbolism of everythings or anything that make someone happy.
1.I find my "colley" today means I find my "reason to smile" today
2.you are my "colley" means you are my everythings
3.I feel "colley" today means I feel "happy" today
2.you are my "colley" means you are my everythings
3.I feel "colley" today means I feel "happy" today
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Etymology derives from Ancient Greek for "stupid"; can also be used in reference to clumsiness and oafishness.
Strong correllation between a Colley and the tendency to wear clothes several sizes too big, perhaps to prevent further restriction of clumsy limbs.
Strong correllation between a Colley and the tendency to wear clothes several sizes too big, perhaps to prevent further restriction of clumsy limbs.
Look over there, that bloke's just walked into a wall and knocked it over.
And have you seen the size of the guy's t-shirt?
It must be a Colley
And have you seen the size of the guy's t-shirt?
It must be a Colley
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Get the cellery mug.believe it or not, it is a place with normal people live. kids dont drive around in BMWs (well, maybe three or four) they are lucky to get beat up '76 hondas. Don't judge, because you have never/don't live here. dont get me wrong, there are a few extremely superficial, but not very many. they have a normal high school just like everyone else. there is sex, drugs, and parties but everyone cares about theirs because they are supposed to have a better life or whatever. wrong, they are just like you but they have everyone staring at them. also, there are apartments in colleyville as well as smaller homes. very few of them have 10,000 sq. foot homes. oh, and there are some cute boutiques :
Cody: Man I wen't to Colleyville this weekend. You know how everyone's always like 'oh yeah, they are so rich, drivin around in their BMWs'.
Stan: Yeah, so? Aren't they?
Cody: Nah man! I saw so many trashed cars, it was like a monster truck rally!
Stan: Yeah, so? Aren't they?
Cody: Nah man! I saw so many trashed cars, it was like a monster truck rally!
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