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Colby Covington

Our UFC Lord and Savior, who win or loss, sacrifices himself each event and fight for our MMA sins of being nerds and virgins. Without him, the UFC would be stale. Thy Lord Colby Christ CovingGOD brings eyes to the sport. You either want to watch him to embrace his Godly presence, or hate on him and watch him to lose but EITHER way, you are watching him and giving him attention.

Thy Lord Colby is proud of his roots, supports righteousness and integrity and is proud of the country is he is in and shows support to those serving the people. Please offer your prayer and thanks to our Lord Colby
"I like Colby Covington over Marty Fake Juiceman anyday"
by UFCObsessed November 5, 2021
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Covington

Covington, Ga is a small, rural town south-east of Atlanta where nothing happens. Most of the town's adolescent population hangs out in the Wal-Mart parking-lot drinking PBR and talking about huntin'. Also, being that the town is primarily rural, meth plants, trailer-parks, and weed fields are not uncommon.
Also known as the most boring place on earth or east-bum-fuck

Johny: "I have to go visit my dad this weekend...In COVINGTON, this is going to be hell"
by yeah, i lived there. February 5, 2010
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cockingtons

A term generally used when you have fucked something up because it sounds better than pissingfuckingcrap of bollocks. Its a lovely word because it has cock in it (which the majority of us are big fans of) and I feel that any word with ingtons on the end is much easier on the ears of those yet to be corrupted!!
"Cockingtons! I have left the house in my pjs again!"
or
"I have one mofo of a hangover, good cockingtons, it must have been the whiskey!.. or the wine.. Wine is baaaaaaad. Argh my head! oh the cockingtons of it all!!!"
by A me li a July 21, 2008
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Covington

actually it's a small little lame ass excuse of a village near seattle...more specifically, the bum fucking egypt of the greater seattle area
Look kids, Covingtons finally on the map! Holy Cranky!
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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covington

A:Have you seen Dave lately?
B:No! The Covington must've got him.
by Jugszzz April 12, 2007
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Covington

a school in which everyone is smart... run by morons though...so sad
Covington killed berkshire in basketball...
by bitchen July 20, 2003
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Calmingtons

"Calmingtons! It'll be ok!"
by MrTimmington December 15, 2008
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