Dresden chokehold

1) The act of inflicting a large amount of pain on one's erect penis by squeezing it until it hurts. Thus, causing the erection to rapidly go away.
2) A form of torture considered too barbaric to be used by the Spanish Inquisition.

Adam is a master at the Dresden chokehold

by Harry Dresden January 27, 2009

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Ukrainian Chokehold

The men would be in a U position while the girl is ontop of him backwards and on so it would look like a 69 position only shaped U. The ass would be on the guys face while the girl moves her head backwards and licks his penis while gaging yourself.

I did the ukrainian chokehold with my Bff.

by Titious Mcgee June 12, 2009

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Moroccan Chokehold

A sexual act in which the male cums into a condom, then promptly removes the condom and strangles his sexual partner with the condom, catching them by surprise.

Man1: Wheres Patricia?
Man2: She was found dead in her apartment.... something about a Moroccan Chokehold?
Man1: Oh, shit.

by SRT2 October 29, 2009

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Cokehole

Coke-hole

Noun
1. A distasteful person or thing.
2. Something displeasing.

Adjective
1. Describing a distasteful person or thing.
2. Describing something displeasing.

History:
First used to describe the bad taste left in the mouth by Coca Cola brand cola, when one would put the disgusting soda in their mouth, they would have 'cokehole'. Now used as an insult towards a distasteful person or thing.

Noun
1. "My mother can be such a cokehole!"
2. "The computer is a cokehole! It's being slow."
Adjective
1. "Fecking cokehole mother!"
2. "Cokehole computer!"

by Lord Bugg March 28, 2005

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Chokehold

A whiny puss Ebayed cleric who knows nothing about other classes, and above all holds perceived grudges and acts out his hostility to innocent guildmates, especially when his girlfriend is not putting out.

Chokehold

by Rebaidah October 9, 2003

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