Hot Coffee

Hot Coffee is a group of assholes who made video gaming a bigger target than it originally was. Equivalent to Jack Thompson.

"How can we ruin a great game...?" - Hot Coffee webmaster

by Michael Lanter December 28, 2005

Hot Coffee

The act of having a morbidly obese man or woman void their bowels on one's chest. After which the aforementioned obese individual smears said fecal matter onto chest in a clockwise motion.

Oh my god....I went to Tiajuana this weekend and saw a midget get the hot coffee...I may be scarred for life....

by madcrapper81 January 9, 2009

hot coffee mod

A modification for the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It unlocks an interactive sex minigame that was hidden in the game's original code. The minigame can be played after a successful date with any of the main character's six girlfriends. The object is to sexually satisfy a woman via simulated intercourse. The creator is Patrick Wildenborg of Deventer, Netherlands (a.k.a PatrickW). The mod is available for free download on various GTA mod sites on the Internet.

Joe: Did you get the hot coffee mod yet?
Bill: Yeah, and I'm no good at it.

by improviduto August 26, 2005

Hot Coffee Rob

A fuckboy who tries to get it in with a girl by using coffee.

Guy: Hey, you want to get some coffee some time?
Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Oh okay.
Girl: God, you’re such a Hot Coffee Rob. I’m going to tell my friend about you.

by HotCoffeeRobert February 12, 2022

Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex

Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did the Alabama hot coffee

by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019

Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex

Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did a Alabama hot coffee

by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019

hot coffee moment

A moment in a video game where a sex scene or nudity is either hidden or explicit. Reference to the hot coffee mod in GTA San Andreas where dataminers found a sex scene in the game.

Guy 1: Hey why is that guy naked?
Guy 2: It’s a hot coffee moment.
Guy 1: ohh okay

by Xx_autisticpanic_xX September 1, 2019