Religiously Cockblocked

1. When a religion prevents a male from getting some action.

2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions

Shit, I was Religiously Cockblocked when I almost got a kiss from that girl, until she told me she was fourteen and Mormon

by MOBLOCK March 6, 2011

COD blocked

when something or someone prevents you or stops you from playing any Call of Duty game.

"Hey how come you got off live last night so early?"
"My dad COD blocked me."

by mw3fanatic November 14, 2011

Godblocked

When you've pulled out all the stops to ensure that you will get laid and you get all the way to the bedroom only to have your advances rejected at the last moment due to some allegiance to an invisible deity or code of ethics from an outdated book.

John: Dude, I had it all set up, house to ourselves, candles, a stupid chick movie, I played tears in heaven for her, i had my face as smooth as a baby's ass, got her wet, took her to the bedroom, got naked, and she's all like, "the bible says.. blah blah blah." I was like omfg!

Dave: You totally got Godblocked dude. Did you enjoy blue balls?

John: Eat shit asshole.

by G-Fizzlezorz February 9, 2010

CoD Blocked

When someone or something prevents you from playing Call of Duty.

Jake: Hey, get online I need some help in Call of Duty.
Steve: Sorry, I can't. My girlfriend CoD blocked me, so I have to go out to dinner with her and her parents.

by Savageman89 May 24, 2010

COD Blocked

Not being aloud proper call of duty, or gaming time, because spending time with a girlfriend took up your night. Not to be confused with the term Cock Blocker.

Ya dude i totally got COD blocked by my girlfriend.

by MasterBAMF January 7, 2011

codeblocked

The unintentional hindrance of smooth function of program code by inferior or bad coding.

I noticed the slowness on our the new portion of our website. I think Joe has codeblocked us again.

by the_furballexpress December 16, 2009

Cockblocked by Tim Cook

Just like cockblocked by steve jobs....only Tim Cook is the new CEO. When you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world.

Jacob: Saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on her but then she pulled out her ipod....

Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.

Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.

by Juhurty October 5, 2011