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cockpiece

the area of one's pants in which contraband can be stored, for example a bottle of alcohol on the way into a club or concert. named for it's proximity to the male genitalia.
guy number one: dude they're gonna confiscate my gin.
guy number two: chill brotha, put it in your cockpiece. they'll never find that shit.
by steve aoki March 29, 2011
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rockupied

occupying time that could be done doing work by listening to rock music
i couldnt do my homework because i was rockupied.
by screwged December 27, 2010
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cockpiece

"Lick up this cockpiece, slut."
by JayR August 27, 2003
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cockpiece

Also the etmylogical root of the name "musicboy". Describes the actions of one who spends his mornings listening to Dvorak and his nights by the men's urinal in Clapham Common. Typified by an inability to make decent jokes and a small reproductive organ.
An observer: "Musicboy - you're a cockpiece."

Musicboy: "Yes I know! Have you heard my latest symphony, I made it in the shower!"

An observer:"Liar, for a start, you couldn't fit in the shower"
by rudeboy August 1, 2004
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Mockupied

To pretend to be busy to get out of something you dont want to do.
Friend: Hey wanna go grab some dinner with me?
Me: (Damn it i hate that girl, ill pretend im mockupied)
Me: Sorry, Im really busy
by VirginScorpion September 5, 2012
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Cockapide

When you get all your mates together and fuck each other in the ass in a circle so when 1 thrusts you all do.
Hey boys wanna get together tonight for our
bi-monthly cockapide?
by BDWP August 31, 2020
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Cockpiece

You seen that bloke with the bird next door?”, “Yeah, can’t make out if it’s her brother or the Cockpiece”.
by pxrider69 October 22, 2022
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