cockstorm

a situation that is so gay that it can only be surpassed in which it were to rain cocks

carl is a cockstorm.

by steveo999269 September 15, 2007

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cockstipated

inability to urinate, especially in a public restroom.

I really have to piss, but I'm cockstipated now.

by Silence March 26, 2003

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cockstopper

A guy or girl that initiates sex then won't give it up. tease

I was so horny last night , and Michael was being a stupid cockstopper.

by Your Mom November 27, 2004

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Term used to describe a male whose abnormally limited mental capacity means that he is only good for one thing: providing cock services (Usually casual sex)

Can also be used as a synonym for a gay nightclub or gay bar.

"That is quite possibly the dumbest thing I have ever heard, you complete and utter cockshop."

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"Yeah, you can always find Matt at the cockshop on Friday nights."

by Spanish Sam October 19, 2007

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cocktop

The origin of this word is derived from "laptop". An unassuming word that gained popularity through numerous web based porn sites, FB chat and other mindless sites that promote hard don behind a keyboard and a deviant imagination. Can cause complete annihilation of a laptop due to unexpected meatpole bursts that can thrust the users’ laptop inexplicably across the room.

“was online last night and that cumdumpster caused spontaneous "cocktop", blew Grannys’ piehole up like a queer in boystown”

by proguide December 1, 2009

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