cocknogger

to nog a cock (one step beyond smoking it)

"You cocknogger!"

by shimrah November 10, 2003

cocksmuggler

(noun) A very subtle slut or man-whore. Someone you would least expect to have mutliple partners.

Mike :Man, could you believe she was a cocksmuggler all along?
Joe: Damn she seemed prude, if I knew i would have let her smuggle mine all day.

by Langknecht November 26, 2010

Cockswoggler

An overweight middle aged man with long curly hair who still lives at home and jacks off in the garage all sweaty. Whata loser

Steve is such a cockswoggler

by Sikkdanisim June 11, 2020

Cockwoggle

A guy who shakes his dick around.

"What a f**kin' cockwoggle."

"The idiot not only is a dickhead, but a total cockwoggle."

by Sam Majik February 27, 2017

cockyjoggled

Two or more items that are in general misalignment to each other or a known reference.

I can’t insert the pin because the holes are cockyjoggled.

by Octave G February 14, 2023

cockswaggle

An alternate term for a hitching post in Professor Preston's something or another podcast. As coined by Snek and Hanz. Listen to the podcast to learn more if this interests you. I don't want to be weird and plug it, so just google it.

We arrived at the pub and tied up our horses to the oaken cockswaggle embedded in the ground out front.

by Gideon the Unbound February 18, 2025