Also the etmylogical root of the name "musicboy". Describes the actions of one who spends his mornings listening to Dvorak and his nights by the men's urinal in Clapham Common. Typified by an inability to make decent jokes and a small reproductive organ.
An observer: "Musicboy - you're a cockpiece."
Musicboy: "Yes I know! Have you heard my latest symphony, I made it in the shower!"
An observer:"Liar, for a start, you couldn't fit in the shower"
Musicboy: "Yes I know! Have you heard my latest symphony, I made it in the shower!"
An observer:"Liar, for a start, you couldn't fit in the shower"
by rudeboy August 1, 2004
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Someone who has to suck a cock dry on a daily basis, they may even need to suck more than one to live a normal life. They are similar to a vampire but cockpyre's are restricted to only sucking cocks dry.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that john trussel kid? I heard hes a cock pyre
Guy 2: Yeah I heard that too
Guy 1: I just hope he doesn't suck me dry
Guy 2: Yeah im pretty scared of Cockpyres
Guy 2: Yeah I heard that too
Guy 1: I just hope he doesn't suck me dry
Guy 2: Yeah im pretty scared of Cockpyres
by John Trussel. May 21, 2014
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The man in the relationship
“You seen that bloke with the bird next door?”, “Yeah, can’t make out if it’s her brother or the Cockpiece”.
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