pubnico cockswallow

when you suck so bad at golf you have to offer your girl to felate the the winning team

we better pick our game up or we will have to offer the pubnico cockswallow.

by Shatfinger July 4, 2008

Cockscab

That asshole troll who lives in his parents basement Internet fighting everyone

I just had to post something political on Facebook to see how many Cockscabs I could catch online!

by purple hippo March 3, 2016

cockslabbith

When in bed you use your cock as a sword and saw away at her vagina until one of you cums and scream i killed a bitch then stick your cock or if the girl wins shoves a finger in the asshole

Last night me and this prostitute had a cockslabbith and I won so she let me do anal

by Fun fun time Nico A November 9, 2020

cockstable

The opposite of Constable, a made up word used as an alternative to saying cuntstable. May be applied to law enforcement officers, by association.

Bob: "How ya goin', old Cockstable?
Jim: "Not bad, old bean."

Jay: "He's a member, alright, a member of the Cockstabulary."

by bigBADbenny September 11, 2006

cockscab

The end result of dry humping.

I'm going out with that new girl in English class....we spent all night making cockscab.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

Cockswabble

A thought or idea that represents nonsensical jibber jabber in ones mind, most of projected into the world and detested by those in the presence of it.

"Lighten up on the cockswabble, nobody has time to listen to this nonsense."

Gerund: "Stop cockswabbling about like you have nothing better to do."

by #nedkelly October 19, 2020

cockstab

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.

1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.

by Yegolev August 9, 2007