cockstand

The act of having a giant cock. A cock so long that when erect you could put it on the ground on a windy day just to hold yourself up. Kind of like a kickstand on a bicycle. In some rare cases tho if is when you go out looking for a mean dick to hop up and down on like a pogo-stick.

Nick: Yo Chris I heard you did a cockstand this weekend, is that true?
Chris: Ya man, its true.
Nick: I dont see where you get enjoyment out of another mans penis...thats gross!

by theycallmeballsdeep March 31, 2009

Cockstang

When a dumb little whore bag fucks a horse.

Wow i heard that bitch is a cockstang.

by Jefferymall from wikipedia July 18, 2009

cocksand

An irritating or annoying situation, person or business

"That person is such a cocksand!"

by plebgate September 4, 2014

cockspander

Any implement the primary use for which is lengthening and/or widening the male member.

"Biff bought his bad self a nifty cockspander with all the bells and whistles."

by madlane September 9, 2016