Comatose

A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.

"My feet feel weird.. and as for my toes.. lets just say i have comatose."

by he_who_says_zonk February 2, 2004

comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca

Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.

by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018

carbatosed

The feeling you get when you have an insulin spike post eating lots of carbohydrates, and thus feel comatosed, by carbs.

I ate, like, a whole loaf bread. I was completely carbatosed, I slept on the sofa all night.

by nomad464 January 15, 2016

cobraposted

Revealing a dirty secret about someone .

#cobrapost

Paytm got cobraposted.

All major news outlets got cobraposted. (An investigation exposes Indian media giants willing to peddle propaganda as news. Plus, the US global media operation.)

by forjustice June 12, 2018

commatose

Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.

I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?

by QuacksO January 31, 2021

cobratapes

cobratapes is a very sweet girl. she helps out so many people and helps out the zonut fandom by selling notices and making them so happy. she is one of the best people ever, we need so many more people like her <3

random: who’s cobratapes?
person: a very caring sweet girl.

by alyssa yeahhh September 26, 2021