Cobratastic- Definition:(Adj)-

Co-bra·tas·tic

co-braˈtastik

adjective

1. informal- super-extraordinarily good or amazingly attractive. "39th FTS did a cobratastic job" synonyms: marvelous, wonderful, sensational, outstanding, superb, super, excellent, first-rate, first-class, dazzling, out of this world, breathtaking

2. imaginative or fanciful; remote from reality. "novels are capable of mixing cobratastic and realistic elements" synonyms: fanciful, extravagant, extraordinary, irrational, wild, absurd, far-fetched, nonsensical, incredible, unbelievable, unthinkable, implausible, improbable, unlikely, doubtful, dubious

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)