Cunt Cough

When a mans dick is in a vagina, and the woman coughs so hard the mans dick erupts out and slaps him back on his own balls or belly.

Susan, I almost orgasmed before you cunt coughed my dick out! Now I have blue balls! blue balls

by RezaWrekt April 17, 2015

Cuban Cunt Cough

when a cigar is inserted in the womens vagina and she queefs and blows the smoke

My girlfriend Cuban Cunt Coughed and was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns

by Max and Bobby November 22, 2010

cough to get off

old stoner expression, inhaling a ass load of smoke and holding it in

cough to get off

Inhaling as much weed smoke as humanly possible, then holding it until your lungs nearly explode, then coughing your ass of like bitch. resulting in vegtable state of mind.

by Savoyo September 28, 2008

Cough up

To give money to pay for something especially when you would prefer not to.

"Come on, you, cough up a buck you cheap bastard."
"Come on, cough up . It's your turn to pay."
"I had to cough up for the medical bills."

by magicianfromriga June 12, 2008

love cough

an abrupt exhale from one's mouth, done so with the intent to express love and affection.

Looking into your partner's eyes and instantly feeling the urge to love cough may be a sign he/she is the one.

by Love Master February 15, 2015

Bathroom Cough

The act of coughing loudly while taking a deuce in the bathroom when another person enters said bathroom, thereby staking claim to the stall you are using. Effective at warding off potential embarrassment from would be stall door openers, particularly if ones bathroom stall has a malfunctioning locking mechanism. Also, can dually be used as a cover up attempt in the event of a loud bowel movement.

"When entering the men's bathroom, a loud bathroom cough deterred my initial choice of stall and I was thusly forced to choose the creepy handicapped accessible stall at the end of the row - otherwise known as the most likely spot in the bathroom to be killed due to wide open access."

"Sean's ear splitting deuce rocket was only slightly dulled by his comparatively faint bathroom cough."

by LutJ March 27, 2012

colon cough

Noisy Gassous discharge ...Loud Fart

He tried to be discreat, but the colon cough gave him away.

by Tdancer May 9, 2017