Clinging Fuck

This one 'friend' who everyone has, that has nothing profund, interesting, or funny to say, that follows you and your friends around generally spewing pointless, boring, stupid, bullcrap, and though you ignore him this clinging fuck persists in trying to engage in your social endeavours as if anyone gave a fuck. Though you shout at this dick and tell him to fuck off and hang out with the other crayon class kids, he'll go off crying and come back to apologize to you, but then continue to be a CLINGING FUCK. Everybody knows one of these asshats, but. If you don't...
IT'S YOU!

Clinging Fuck: Hey I saw a cat earlier. Cats are like little tigers. HAHAHAHA!

Human: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! YOU UNDERSTAND? STAY AWAY UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR LUNGS WHERE YOUR MOUTH USED TO BE AND YOUR TEETH EMBEDDED IN YOUR BALLS!

Clinging Fuck: Haha, you always joke around!

Human: *commits suicide*

by Mr. Hugh G. Rection Phd March 1, 2014

Clungiopolis

Substitute for "kinda raw", "bruh moment" and "kino".

"I'm gonna start crying please use other words that aren't kino or raw."

"Kinda Clungiopolis."

by blunderdunderm March 19, 2019

Doobie Crunging

The act of whilst being in a gym, walking around and sniffing the exercise bike seats, after a female had used them.

Dereck: Omg Dave have you seen how hot that girl is on the bike over there!!?

Dave: Yes dereck time for a spot of Doobie Crunging

by Jax and Paddy July 25, 2019

clunging

The process of getting (having sex) with some sweet clunge, ie. a boy's manly ways of attracting a female fuck-buddy.

1: How's things going with that Jessie girl.
2: Pretty good...
1: Clunging her yet?
2: Nah...nah not yet.
1: Faggit.

by manyperson August 16, 2009

clunking

The act of fucking something so ugly that it damages your reputation.

After Jim got caught clunking with Sandra none of the girls in school ever dated him again.

I got caught clunking that fat bitch Amy. Now all the clunkers come to me for the D.

by Jessejar December 17, 2017

clonging

clinging onto a dong, according to dan.

Dude quit clonging onto dan :|

by nat October 23, 2004

Clangin' Grills

Kissing, mackin', making out

He missed the movie because he was too busy clangin' grills with his girl.

by La Petita February 24, 2009