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chrysanthemum clubber

A foreigner, esp an American, who goes to Japan to find the "true Japan."

"...A type of bloke who comes to japan and just goes mental, yeah? Fucking plane's barely touched down and they're like running about in kimonos and learning the bloody tea ceremony. They have this notion that Japan is all about samurai and geisha and fucking Zen meditation. That's your chrysanthemum clubber. And it's the hardcore chrysanthemum clubbers what always wind up Japan bashers in the end. Three years on, you find them at the Pig and Whistle crying into their Guinness about the barmy school system and how all the kids are nihilist monsters and the men are imperious children and the women are empty-headed vipers and everything here {in Japan} is fucked six ways to Sunday." -- Isaac Adamson from "Kinki Lullaby"

Similar to Wapanese but living in Japan instead of America.
Daft bastard was a card-carrying chrysanthemum clubber if there ever was one.
by BTW November 3, 2004
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Clubbed Out

Overdoing it at the clubs and accordingly you are not a functional member of society the following day.
"Harold, despite the fact that the sign indicates our CUNY graduate library has office hours starting...AN HOUR AGO...not one staff member showed up to work today."

"Perhaps librarians be clubbed out, Bradley."
by Disgruntled Grad Student September 13, 2014
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hard clubber

A clubber who likes hard electronic dance music like hard techno, hardcore, schranz etc.
He is one of the best hard techno djs, an idol for many hard clubbers.
by Stanislaw April 10, 2007
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clubber langed

Past tense. To have beaten the stuffing out of somebody.
Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !
by Fav February 13, 2008
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Professional Clubber

Someone who is all about the club life, goes out Tuesday-Sunday and goes to multiple places a night.

They also like house music as well, especially Tiesto's club life
Claudio and Alex are Professional Clubbers, they were at ybar, Crecendo, Cuvee and Griffin Lounge last night.

Amelia used to be a professional clubber until she met Tim, now she never goes out.
by Chicity99 September 4, 2010
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Country Clubbed

When you delete someone from facebook in order to obtain a smaller friends list "country club".
Oh, I just country clubbed 200 people.
by space_bears March 13, 2011
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Seal Clubber

A drink made famous by the caffeine addicted Mr. JV. Although there is no actual caffeine in the drink, only someone who is hopped up on wayyyy too much caffeine could find this appetizing:

Its a simple brew: equal parts apple vodka and grapefruit juice. just pour over ice and hope for the best!
by ekobelski May 8, 2014
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