Clown Dick

1 part Pinnacle Cotton Candy Vodka, 3 parts Mango Lemonade, 2 parts Strawberry Lemonade

Person 1: "This drink tastes like a memory I suppressed from when I was nine!"

Person 2: "It's called Clown Dick!"

Person 1: "When I sober up, I'm going to see a shrink."

by A Wiener May 10, 2013

clowncock

1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.
5.Funning looking dickhead.

You're a real clowncock!

by Bill06 December 24, 2006

Clowndiverous

The act of being playfully mischievous.

what a crazy night last night. the monkey and the girl were BOTH clowndiverous!!

by Acm-one-BKNY- May 25, 2010

CowDick

Somebody who has one hell of a size dick

Holy shit you have a CowDick

by JimothyTheRat November 2, 2018

cleandick

a big massive erect penis, that is shoved violently into ones arse and then licked after with scrapings of poo all gone.

" i was fucking my hoe, then she gave me a cleandick"

by dan claps March 19, 2008

Coondick

Term used when blowing smoke rings while smoking meth. The ring will drop smoke from the bottom of it which resembles the shape of a coons penis bone. Good dope makes coondicks when you blow smoke rings

That was some good dope it made coondicks when we got hi.

by Stevo21874 November 26, 2017

clownikan

a clownikan is a cross between a clown and a leprechaun. there jobs are to rape fat dudes and fat chicks. they usaualy have rainbow afros, green suits, red noses, pointy ears, and are about 3 feet tall. they come out of dark alleys when they see fat people

hornswoggle is a clownikan

by kid kad kool April 17, 2009