consexual failure

when your best friend(s) invite you to their house with the promise of "getting some" and they fail repeatedly.


from "con" meaning to trick or deceive

"i was hanging out with my friends because they said they were going to hook me up but it was consexual failure."

by jonny456321 February 19, 2009

consexual

confused about your sexuality.

your mom is consexual

by Daniel1123 June 20, 2007

Crowsexual

The sexual attraction to a seven foot void demon that eats bottle caps. Oh, and his name is Crow.

Logan: I’m Crowsexual
Tord: you’re a fucking moron that’s what you are.

by Hyper.m3ter June 27, 2019

clompsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to cartoon unicorns and ponies, such as My Little Ponies

Did you see Sarah? She just came out as a clompsexual.

by Glitterlover01 March 6, 2017

Consexual

Consexual-the idgaf sexual you will like someone regardless of gender ,relationship stadis ,relation ,age , and sexuality this will be mostly baced on looks it is verry hard for you to like someone who is not atractive in your eyes and you dont fall in love with someone easly unless they are perfect in your eyes or close this is a conseted sexuality but you cant help it you were born this way.

An example would be "I think im consexual because im in love with my gay *cousin* who has a boyfriend and is 6 years older than me

by ABrendaM April 12, 2017

Clocksexual

Someone whose sexuality is dependent on the time of day.

“there is no clocksexual“ -Nil

by AmericanNil November 20, 2021

Crowsexual

When you’re sexually attracted to a void demon named Crow who eats bottle caps and wears his hair up in a man bun. Oh, and he’s a pissy baby. He’s also 7’0.

Logan: I’m Crowsexual
Crow: you’re a fucking bottom that’s what you are.
Logan: bitch—

by Hyper.m3ter June 27, 2019