Cloisterdoinked

to slather the foreskin and ballsack with glue and create an airtight dome over a penis.

I cloisterdoinked (insert person you mildly dislike here) because they ate my dog

by tubesintubes August 11, 2016

cloutaversary

Noun
1.The anniversary of the day someone gets their clout due to a significant event recognized by people with clout.

Anish had his Cloutaversary and threw a party for it!
Get ready to party, its my cloutaversary tomorrow.

by The Bathroom Guy March 18, 2019

ClouStar

A ClouStar is a mix of someone being influenced by American and English style. This can range from Music,Style,Slang and more.

“Ima Rockstar Turnt ClouStar”
“Ima ClouStar”

“That guys a ClouStar look at his drip”
“ClouStar Life keep calling”

by Cahh’Trillion May 30, 2019

Clopsterino

An absolute cuck, a stinky fuck, a huge truck... ya know?

Look at this Chad.. he’s definitely a simple clopsterino.

by Jimmothy Chadster July 5, 2019

Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole

You have a clostered bum hole

by Schubby monster December 22, 2019

closter

a boring town located in bergen county, nj. there is literally nothing to do for fun except go to a restaurant, get your nails done, or play basketball at memorial field. the schools are good and we do not have our own high school, we go to northern valley regional hs demarest (nvd) in demarest, nj. it's a safe and affluent neighborhood which is why parents raise their children here, but everyone stays to themselves so don't expect to make friends if you're not super pretty or rich.

I was raised in closter.

by Suburbs_Savage December 31, 2019

cloutsexual

A person who changes their sexuality for clout

most of all the girls in 6th grade are cloutsexual

by I'M A REAL G H O S T February 2, 2021