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Cloos

Cloos also applies to your theoretical "hacker status."

If you are at Cloos hacker status, you can hack into the pentagon without being tracked back.
Dude, you just achieved Cloos status!
HOLY FUCK! I just did!
by cool man salad April 3, 2004
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cloop

Cloop- a mixture of cum, blood, and poop. Cloop often has a distinctly strong odor.
ex: "It smells like cloop in here! We're you two fking?"
"That punks cell smells like cloop!"
"His breath smelled like cloop!"
by mystic24 December 9, 2013
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Cloos

That guy is cloos
Ya and cloos is a tard also.
hahahah
by Drmonumbo October 15, 2003
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Clopster

One of two things;

1. A man who masturbates to horses, especially 'My Little Pony'.

2. A horse who just masturbates full stop.
That guy totally looks like a Clopster

We walked in on Mick the other day, turns out he's a Clopster.

Reggie's horse is an excessive Clopster.
by Slydog12 January 2, 2012
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Coops

Noun

1. An individual who believes he has style, flair and sex appeal
He doesn't.
2. Celebrated hero of Maidstone, the pinnacle of style. Well, if you can stand the cufflinks and sock suspenders.
3. Frontman for the Anti-Feminist League.

Verb

To do a Coops:
1. To possess the courage of a lion, and then use it to come on to other people's girlfriends and get himself owned.
2. To perform an action that merits abuse, mocking, and in some cases an ambulance for those witnessing it.
Noun
A -"There goes Coops"
B - "Shame about those Gucci socks"

Verb
A - "Did you just try and pull that guy's wife?"
B - "Yeah"
C - "Dude, way to do a Coops
by The vocal majority July 6, 2005
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cloose

When walking in a group (3 or more people), two people unintentionally or intentionally draw closer to one another while walking until the person in the middle is squeezed out to the back.
Three boys are walking in a row. The two on the outside move closer and closer toward each other until the one in the middle is behind them both.
Boy from the middle: "Hey guys, don't cloose me out like that!!"
by MyOwnGuster December 9, 2008
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clopsexual

Someone attracted to ponies, specifically MLP.
Did you here about Brian?
Yeah, I can't believe he's a clopsexual.
by Just Me12 September 19, 2016
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