stage 5 clinger

Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
It's a person who is obsessive over the guy or girl who took there virginity. Usually someone who is very insecure, a bitch, needy and/or clingy.

I haven't answered a single one of Megs calls or texts in weeks. Shes such a stage 5 clinger.

Meg is such a stage 5 clinger, she won't stop blowing up my phone.

Quick, we've got to get John away from Meg. She's a stage 5 clinger.

Meg should stop calling my boyfriend before i beat the fuck out of that stage 5 clinger.

by H Two. February 9, 2009

stage 1 clinger

A person of the opposite sex which will not leave you alone, or goes out of their way to make contact with you. No previous sexual relation is required.

Dude, Stacy won't leave me alone after I had to do that project with her, I think I've got a Stage 1 Clinger on my hands.

by Cstaal November 11, 2014

clinger

A clinger is any foreign object (usually splattered feces) that is attached to the inner wall of the toilet.

It's an unspoken fact that most males using the bathroom will aim their urine stream at any such clingers in an attempt to remove them, just to do their part of keeping the crib clean.

That clinger refused to be pissed off!
All those cashews I ate are gonna erupt into a barrage of clingers!

by MustangGT October 1, 2005

stage 7 clinger

A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.

::After sex::

Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.

Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?

Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.

Her: Love you sweety

by Crack Rock Slinger May 9, 2011

Clinger

noun: A spinner who holds so tightly to the man that's fucking her that when he gets up on all fours, she no longer touches the bed.

Ally is a real clinger. Last night when I was fucking her, she wrapped herself around me so tight that I got up, got a beer and changed the TV channel without losing rhythm.

by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005

Stage-5 Clinger

The type of person that you are simply sleeping with yet thinks that you’re legitimately together. Becomes friends with all of your friends, assumes the role of your bf/gf, likes every single comment left on your Facebook/Instagram and leaves a comment on every post so their territory is marked all over social media with the intentions of convincing everyone else you’re together and making sure it is known that they’ve been to your home multiple times, they know your dog, your mom, all of your friends, exes, uncles, brothers, sisters, 2nd cousins, etc.

Pretends to want to keep it “casual”, yet continuously “forgetting” items at your house until they accumulate and they’ve suddenly moved in with you.

“Bro, that chick is a stage-5 clinger, my friend hooked up with her once and she moved in the next day”

by Boof_bro November 6, 2018

stage four clinger

When a girl sleeps with a guy once and he moves in and you can never be rid of him

He's such a stage four clinger, we hooked up once and now he's been at my place for 2 months.

by HantheDealer June 29, 2015