Cloak Cackle

When a man in a dark black cloak comes up to you offers you candy and you accept. But there is a plot twist the candy is poisoned and it kills you. The man in the dark cloak comes back to your corpse and performs a more or less horrendous sexual act on your body.

Damn that girl looks like the cloak cackler ran into her.

by Cloak Cackler November 30, 2016

Cloykyo

when you hit a dead end in an investigation that will require you to do more research in order to proceed

we followed the arrows until we hit a cloykyo

by SimsMCJ November 15, 2021

Cloak of Skill

A Rogue's defense from skillcoil

Instant Cast
1 minute cooldown
Instantly removes all existing harmful spell effects and increases your chance to resist all spells by 90% for 5 sec.

Noobrogue gains cloak of skill
Noobrogue resists nooblock's deathcoil
nooblock dies
Nooblock: OMG OP!!!1111
Noobrogue: lolowned

Noobrogue gains cloak of skill
Smart lock runs away
Noobrogue is afflicted by deathcoil
noobrogue is afflicted by fear
noobrogue is afflicted by Curse of agony
noobrogue is afflicted by Corruption
noobrogue is afflicted by Immolation
Smart lock's Shadowbolt crits noobrogue for 5000
noobrogue dies

by Elonan November 19, 2007

Cloaking

The act of establishing communication with another individual via the internet, dating, app, or other online service, and arranging a date at an agreed upon destination just to have one party not show leaving the other in confusion after they try to re-establish communication and find out the person has erased all record of conversation and online existence leaving the cloaked victim in disappointment and disgust.

Johnny was chatting intensely with Angela on Tinder, and arranged a date at the local pub, but Johnny to stand up and avoid Angela altogether. Angela showed up on time, but Johnny was nowhere to be found. Johnny cowardly deleted his Tinder profile and avoided public places for 2 weeks in case he ran into Angela. Johnny was too immature and was cloaking her.

by Vaimaster7 April 13, 2019

CLOAKBOMB

When you pinch your foreskin shut and proceed to fill it with urine untill the moment it bursts; hopefully in a females face.

Trump gave hillary a cloakbomb in the face!

by Nasty Nate Dogg 411 September 21, 2017

Chode Cloak

A Chode Cloak is when a mans stomach fat covers his penis and he cannot see it....

#1 My chode cloak is so big i haven't seen my dick in years!!!
#2 With the help of bills recent diet his chode cloak has increasingly reduced in size allowing him a full view of his magic stick

by Jenny Tayla May 11, 2010

God's Cloak

An invisible jacket worn by a person that can preach God's commandments but behind Closed doors commit the 7 most deadly sins

Don't hide behind God's cloak with me, I know you

by PRETTY IN COPPER January 25, 2017