climb her ladder

similar to "climb him like a tree" except only for my sapphic ladies out there. literally has nothing to do with ladders but hey, i didn't go to college. long story short it's 😏✂️

damn she's cute. i'd like to climb her ladder

by poopinagroup June 12, 2017

Climb A Banjo

When your band mate gets on your nerves and you tell him to knock it off.

Go climb a banjo.

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017

Climb my Everest

A euphemism for climbing and riding my dick.

Him: Hey, wanna climb my Everest tonight?

Her: only if I get a reward and I reach the tip ;)

by MercyyyPlz July 18, 2020

climb the giraffe

Giving a handjob to a guy with a long penis.

She got one look at it and said " sorry, i only climb the giraffe."

by dbag9001 June 18, 2014

Climb The Beanstalk

When a short person hooks up with a person tall enough to be called a giant.

Why do girls like basketball players? They just want to see what its like to Climb The Beanstalk.

by 6'11" Giant June 15, 2009

climb off

an extremely sizable and satisfying dump, so big in fact that you need to climb off it.

That was a massive crap, a real climb off.

by new word guy September 9, 2010

climb boulders

a way to tell someone you aren't doing something they ask OR telling someone to go fuck off and get away from you, essentially another way of telling someone to go kick rocks.

timmy: yo johnny how bout you stop by kwikmart and get me a sixer of miller lite before you go to danielles?
johnny: uhh how bout you go climb some boulders.

Mom: hey son can you do your laundry and clean the dishes since i let you live here for free
Son: go climb boulders bitch

by danny_boi November 20, 2007