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Robert Clifford

Usually a name for an elder alchoholic man with a taste for the fine arts. Expierements with hallucinative drugs, slightly sexuallly molests his employees, and all around has an odd aura. If you see a "R.C" run like hell. He may be packing a penis anywhere from 4-9 inches with the girth of a Glade airfresh can. Also use caution if you are in posession of any kind of contraband because he will surely burn you with his laser penis blast.
Robert Clifford
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Douglas: "Here comes R.C"
Kyle: "Shit he is going to touch us again"
Douglas: "He does have that look in his eye"
Kyle: "Wait, do you have weed on you?"
Douglas: "God help us"
by Zigology March 22, 2009
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Dirty Clifford

The Dirty Clifford is the act of inserting 23 hard boiled eggs into the anal cavity, while masturbating.

Following an orgasm you eject the eggs, and human waste into a bowl, blend together the eggs and waste and consume the mix.
Bro I did a Dirty clifford last night and my mom wondered where the eggs went when she tried to make breakfast this morning
by Kekkekkek1 April 12, 2020
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the clifford effect

When a small puppy grows up to be a ridiciously massive dog similar to Clifford the Big Red Dog.
My neighbor's poodle was so little when they brought it home. Now it has been 2 years and it's over 100 lbs. and 3 and a half feet tall. When they asked how? I said "it's the clifford effect people."
by dj2xxnip May 15, 2010
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clifford crap

a large amount of any substance

a flood

a large flow of any liquid, solid, or gas
"oh shit clifford crapped!"
by Debbie Pancake March 5, 2008
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Michael Clifford

he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.
Person 1: Dude, it's Michael Cliff-
Person 2: KITTEN!
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Michael Clifford: he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.
by therealhalfbloodprincess October 19, 2018
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clifford

most hansome guy there is he is white and very attractive. very good in bed
wow clifford is great
by olhay November 5, 2011
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clitordick

When one wears pants so tight there clitoris looks like a dick
Guy one: is lady gaga a female

Guy two:I dont know she wears such tight pants her clitoris looks like a dick

Guy one: she has a clitordick
by lishalu January 16, 2010
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