klif-hang-er
noun
1. A pesky and unfinished turd that will require a second trip to the toilet in the near future to finish the job.
2. When your first poop comes to an end and you just don't have the patience to sit on the bowl and contemplate life until the second wave of brown bananas start to fall from the tree.
3. A crap that has been cut short due to any variation of misfortune. Like when you are in a public restroom and some inconsiderate Viking is hammering away on the bathroom door. You can be sure that you've just had a cliffhanger when moments after you close up shop and wash your hands the bubble guts start brewing again. This feeling will be accompanied by a complex emotional reaction including a complete sense of failure and worthlessness at achieving your attempted task, AND a foreboding and ominous worry about the events that are soon to unfold.
4. When your first poop gives you the impression that there is going to be a sequel. However, most sequels are looked forward to with happy anticipation, like Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King or Finding Dory. This is not that. It's gonna be a fucking abortion like Anchorman 2.
noun
1. A pesky and unfinished turd that will require a second trip to the toilet in the near future to finish the job.
2. When your first poop comes to an end and you just don't have the patience to sit on the bowl and contemplate life until the second wave of brown bananas start to fall from the tree.
3. A crap that has been cut short due to any variation of misfortune. Like when you are in a public restroom and some inconsiderate Viking is hammering away on the bathroom door. You can be sure that you've just had a cliffhanger when moments after you close up shop and wash your hands the bubble guts start brewing again. This feeling will be accompanied by a complex emotional reaction including a complete sense of failure and worthlessness at achieving your attempted task, AND a foreboding and ominous worry about the events that are soon to unfold.
4. When your first poop gives you the impression that there is going to be a sequel. However, most sequels are looked forward to with happy anticipation, like Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King or Finding Dory. This is not that. It's gonna be a fucking abortion like Anchorman 2.
Oh man dude.. that crap was an absolute cliffhanger. I fear for the safety of my tighty whities. Mount shitmore is percolating and the brown lava is ready to flow bruh.
by Gandalf Greybeard August 7, 2017
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Man: Dude the weirdest thing happened to me last night.
Friend: Go on...
Man: I was drilling this chick and pulled out to spray her in the eyeball and my load never left my dick!
Friend: Ahhhh the ole Colorado Cliffhanger!
Friend: Go on...
Man: I was drilling this chick and pulled out to spray her in the eyeball and my load never left my dick!
Friend: Ahhhh the ole Colorado Cliffhanger!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017
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Maria: Did you know that i watched my favorite series for all three seasons and then last episode of the third season ended with unfinished cliffhanger,creators of the series admitted that there will not be fourth season to explain some things that was left uncleared after end of third season
Julie: Gosh,i hate when that happens,that's why i stopped watching series and started watching movies only,movies usually does not have unfinished cliffhanger
Julie: Gosh,i hate when that happens,that's why i stopped watching series and started watching movies only,movies usually does not have unfinished cliffhanger
by Kaivosguy11 March 16, 2020
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House MD has ended with yet another cliffbanger, what are u doing? just banging my head against a wall.
by GrandFartsMCduke May 30, 2010
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by Ryan Cox and Earnie Eggers September 2, 2007
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you totally cliffhangered me again
by Bebbo March 5, 2016
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