a dirty cledus

the dirty cledus is the same as a dirty sanchez but it is done to your sister

man a bet their was a dirty cledus going on down their in the backwoods of west virgina.

by tohottie scotti June 2, 2008

cletus uribe

a person that crashes there car every week.old but looks young 5’1chink bastard shit karen haircut

ohhh no i accidentally pulled a cletus uribe

by every white foo September 10, 2022

Yeetus to cletus

a word i made up because i saw cletus in gta 5

YeEtUs tO cLeTuS

by Yeetustocleetus January 5, 2019

"Anne of Cleves" Effect

The "Anne of Cleves" Effect refers to when someone doesn't look as good as they do on a picture.

It was first observed when Henry VIII wanted to marry Anne of Cleves after only seeing a painting of her

#1: How was the date?
#2: Oof. She looked nothing like her bio picture
#1: "Anne of Cleves" Effect?
#2: What?

by dave_the_wave June 9, 2019

Dirty Cletus

A forehead mushroom stamp, immediately after anal sex.

I was so drunk after I finished with the anal sex, I thought it would be funny to give her a Dirty Cletus, and it was.

by @SardonicAnthony July 17, 2011

Cletus Bartholomew Day!

13th October is Cletus Bartholomew Day! Celebrate by setting off fireworks & getting a cake with his face on! #goofy

Joe: What day is it?
Michelle: It’s October 13th.
Linda: Omg?! Happy Cletus Bartholomew Day!

by k19299 July 17, 2021

Cousin Cletus

An individual who has sexual relations with members of their own family.

Heeeeeey Cousin Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?

by snabald July 13, 2003