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cleveland cooter

someone from cleveland who wipes from back to front resulting in a crap smeared pussy
dude you gotta tell your girlfriend to wipe front to back because i could smell your girlfriend's cleveland cooter while i was doing her
by puddination December 21, 2009
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Cleveland Streamer

To titty fuck a girl while having a dirty butthole and leaving a brown streak similar to what you would find in your tighty whities.
After the carnival, I took her back to my place and left her with a Cleveland Streamer
by Murdock232 May 21, 2021
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Cleverbot

User: Never gonna give you up

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: I like dessert.
by Shujoxa April 26, 2011
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Cleveland steamroom

The result of taking a shit into a laundry drier and setting it on high heat.
Before I left that dumb bitch's house I turned her laundry room into a cleveland steam room!
by Moose September 21, 2003
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clever girl

Phrase used in Jurassic Park just before raptor's attack
by d4rky-pl April 29, 2010
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Cleveland Dry Dock

A Cleveland Dry Dock is accomplished by entering someone else's bathroom, bending down and turning the water supply to the toilet off, flushing to drain the remaining water in the tank, then proceding to leave a huge Steamer in the bowl. Always use the Carpenters Cut or drop a Hydraulic Shit so the need for toilet paper is eliminated thus displaying your work of art without toilet paper covering it so the owner of the shitter will have to come face to face with your masterpiece to turn the water supply back on.
Dude, I stopped at my Ex Wife's house to drop the kids off and left her a Cleveland Dry Dock in her half bath.
by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009
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Cleveland Combover

A sexual act when one skeets on a woman's face near the forehead and she wipes it away as if she were creating a combover.
"Damn, John not only did you donkey punch her, but you also gave her the cleveland combover!"
by Tha1&only November 23, 2009
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