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Boston Steam Cleaver

Similar to the Bostom Steamer with a slight twist. After the saran-wrap is applied to the face of the person, you then proceed with an upercut to the anus.
The girl received a "Boston Steam Cleaver at the Fraternity Party this weekend. Her face smelled like shit and she walked funny for a week.
by Jerry Jabs Anus October 8, 2009
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Goblin Cleaver

A squash racket - the most fearsome weapon known to man. It is wielded by only the most fearless, and can only be activated while screaming.
'I activate the Goblin Cleaver... NYAAAAAAAAAAHHRRGHHHHHHHHH'
by chestergie October 13, 2020
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Clarence the Cleaver

He’s next up in the game, they can’t stop him
Clarence speaking: “The Cleaver !”-Clarence the Cleaver
by GinRummy27 February 27, 2022
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beaver cleaver

A penis that has been fortified with Viagra and poppers in order to make its presence known in a Montana Beaver. The cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. It requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. The beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.
Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.
by Fran December 31, 2003
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Juve Cleaver

A woman in her 30s or 40s who looks like she's in her 50s and acts like she's 13. Typically what this means is that they look a little too old for their age ( from too much partying or smoking ) and have the intelligence of roughly an early teen - not a good combination.

A play on June Cleaver - Juve = Juvenile. Juve Cleaver is both the singular and plural form. Juve Cleaver is usually blonde.

Juve Cleaver can regularly be found at popular bars and restaurants surrounded by other similar bimbos having similar traits. They are usually very loud and obnoxious to assure getting attention.

Also Juve Cleaver usually has a network of douchebag guys around who also lack adequate intelligence to be anything else but a Ward for their Juve.

A common behavior mode for Juve Cleaver is to stalk ex-boyfriends using the douchebag guy as a proxy, eventually showing up at the location of the ex-boyfriend and his date causing drama and making themselves look like the psychos they are. This behavior can usually be expected since Juve Cleaver has no shortage of men who have dumped her.
Buddy: Wasn't those gals at the last place? Why is that psycho looking blonde glaring at us?

Paul: Oh yes, that's Michelle and her friends, the douchebag over there is her proxy-stalker. We're being stalked by Juve Cleaver.

Buddy: BITCH!
by paulvmunix December 21, 2007
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Hawaiian Meat Cleaver

When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.
Dude I finally did the Hawaiian Meat Cleaver last night!!!
by DeeeeeeZ Nuts May 14, 2015
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cunt cleaver

By the gaping size of her pussy it looks like she's been getting hit with a cunt cleaver.
by Johnny Tats August 20, 2008
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