Clay Aiken 

He got second place in last year's American Idol 2. He has a great, unique voice and has gorgeous eyes.

Cindy: "Bobby, your eyes, are almost as gorgeous as those of Clay Aiken."
Bobby: *puts mascara on eyes* "Are they prettier now?"

Clay Aiken by Anonymous March 12, 2004

Clay Aiken 

"An Honest to God Bonefied 'Where did that guy come from' star"!

do you think he made a wrong u turn and ended up at the American Idol auditions, cause he's TOO GOOD for American Idol!

Clay Aiken by Lisa September 12, 2004

Clay Aiken 

Just about the most decent pop singer out there. Thank god.

In the eye of the music industry, you're either a womanizer or you're gay. Then there is Clay Aiken, who isnt any of those. Derr.

Clay Aiken by kristina January 13, 2004

Clay Aiken 

An incredibly attractive man with a caring personality, amazing voice, and crazy beautiful eyes. He can multi task like nobody's business. He has thousands of women swooning over him.

Being a runner up has never been sweeter :)

That guy over there is so Clay Aikening today.

UNICEF Ambassador Clay Aiken.

Clay Aiken by hotwaxonclay August 28, 2005

Clay Aiken 

A sexy, beastly man who really did win American Idol, but lost to Ruben Studdard because the judges forgot to use Q-Tips the previous nights.

Paula: Why is that colossal man dripping sweat all over the stage, Simon?
Simon: I don't know, but I like it! Much better than that scrabbly little dork over there, Clay Aiken. Too bad I cannot hear him for my excess earwax has blocked my eardrums.
Paula: Yeah, too bad.

Clay Aiken by Maeve June 10, 2004

clay aiken 

perfect voice, perfect looks, perfect personality...perfection.

Did you hear Clay Aiken sing? That's what perfection sounds like.

clay aiken by rkrox3 July 6, 2006

Clay Aiken 

A gay person, he likes men. Non-attractive person. I bet he smells and he didnt win american idol because he sucks.

Clay Aiken he says hes not gay but really hes takes it up the ass

Clay Aiken by Caitlin March 29, 2005