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claire bear

now, claire bear is someone you will want to hold onto for your whole life. she may seem rude at first (especially since she always has an rbf” but she really truly is an amazing person. claire bear will always be brutally honest, even if it may hurt your feelings. claire bear is beautiful inside and out, but just won’t admit it. she adores her best friends and is always there for them, even if they get annoying. when claire bear is mad at you, she’ll always tell you to “shut up and die” but that doesn’t take away from her amazing personality. although claire bear has an amazing personality, she can get annoyed and dislike someone very easily, usually her siblings or people with the letters p or j in their name. claire bear is never afraid to yell at you or prove you wrong, but she’ll always be there to make you feel better.
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