clang

A really long, large, protruding clit that looks like a mini-cock. A combination of the words 'clit' and 'wang'

She really shouldn't wear that bikini, it shows off her massive clang

by courtesan July 15, 2007

clang n bang

To work out. Primarily with weights.

I can't go to dinner tonight, I have to go clang n bang right after work.

by oxforddreamin February 11, 2014

Clang, Boom and Steam

1. The thirteenth song on Tom Waits' 2004 album, Real Gone.

2. Sort of like Hook, Line and Sinker, this is supposed to mean everything.

Well my baby ’s so fine
Even her car looks good
From behind
Oh yeah!
Well my baby ’s so fine
Even her car looks good
From behind

But the train that took
My baby…
It went Clang, Boom and Steam

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

clang of the rusty bell

Personal or situational negative quality in which something or someone gives off the feeling of falsehood.

"Even from first glance, the politician had the clang of the rusty bell about him."

"So - my new boyfriend - do you like him?"
"Errr...how can I say this without hurting your feelings? No."
"What!? Why not?"
"I dunno... he's just... there's the clang of the rusty bell about him."
"...Oh."

"Even as the clang of the rusty bell reverberated in his ears, Arnold managed to convince the policeman that he had been nowhere near the scene of the incident at the time."

by skairkroh October 16, 2011

clange spectrum

the array of possible females that you would go for on entering a pub or club

hey dave the clange spectrum is looking a bit bleak here, lets move on to the next bar.

by clotsville July 23, 2013

cling clang

An Asian grandmother.

I fuck that cling clang last night.

by Mendpxian April 26, 2016

Clang

One's testicles, after the alleged sound made after someone kicks a "real" man there.

See also clunk.

Fucker tried to kick my clang.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006