Cigarette-walk-away

As in you could walk there in the time it takes you to smoke one cigarette. Some cigarettes take longer to smoke than others, and it also depends on the smokers consumptive velocity. One also has to factor in how fast one walks. However, a cigarette should take from 4-7 minutes in most instances.

Alex lives a cigarette-walk-away from school.

by Smokr November 11, 2009

Emergency Cigarette

A cigarette that is stored away for emergency use only.

"Frank what is that cigarette doing up there on that shelf? "
"Why, thats my emergency cigarette , mother fucker!"

by landroverlover October 18, 2008

cigarettes after sex

the band whose demographic includes, but is not limited to;
- closet bisexuals
- music snobs who think they're better than everyone else (and they'd be correct)
- people who cry an unhealthy amount
- women who nap everyday

"hey where's elizabeth?"

"i don't know, probably locked in her room, getting high, flooding her room with tears then having a fat nap. after all, she DOES listen to cigarettes after sex"

by belle1024 May 19, 2021

cigarettes

designed by insightful people, who realized that the last 7 yrs. of life are not worth living anyway. Those are the 7 yrs. you cant make coherent sentences, and you shit yourself constantly.

"Grandpa you shit yourself again, here is a pack of camels!!!!!

by PoDuck March 17, 2005

jazz cigarette

Term for a joint.......

"Pass me that jazz cigarette buddy"

by Lewis1983 June 21, 2005

Cigarette Virgin

Never had a cigarette, most people lose it ages 14 to 16.

Bob: Hey Joe, do you smoke?
Joe: Nah, I'm still a cigarette virgin.
Bob: I lost my cigarette virginity last night.

by Thegreatgeno May 3, 2009

Cigarette dog

A dog that looks like it smells of cigarette smoke or an unpleasant smell due to the owner whose house might reek of cigarette smoke or an unpleasant smell. The dog is usually small, skittish, has excessive or lack of fur, gross looking, malnourished and usually has an orange/brown tint of tear stains on their fur near their eyes making it seem like they haven’t been bathed in years.

Sally’s Shih Tzu is such a cigarette dog. It looks like it hasn’t seen water and soap in months and its lazy eye is starting to freak me out.

by Redcloud136 February 11, 2021