Alabama butter churn

The sexual act of rubbing butter in a female partner's genitals (preferably one of your cousins or sisters), having her urinate it back into your mouth, then regurgitating it back into her anus and using it as anal lubricant

"Hey dude last night I did an Alabama butter churn with my sis"
"This is why we don't talk anymore you sick fuck"

by NotNath April 15, 2021

churn the butter

a phrase that represent coolness.

im the best, your the worst, churn the butter. -or-
oh yah, you rock, churn thine butter!

by ratm fiend May 5, 2005

butter churn

When a male is receiving a hand job and just as he begins to climax, he lets out a huge fart and then utilizes the covered wagon trapping his partner under the covers with a smelly mess. the big brother of the covered wagon. EXPERTS ONLY NO AMATUERS!!!!!

My girlfriend dumped me after receiving the butter churn, but it was well worth it!

by The Covered Wagon Cougar March 28, 2009

Butter Churn

The act of repeatedly forcing a girl (or guy) down on your hog while they're giving you a blow job.

I made my girl butter churn me last night.

After I took it in the ass, my boyfriend made me give him a butter churn (or churn his butter).

by CapnCrooked March 30, 2009

Butter churn

When two men sit on a toilet and simultaneously shit--- while the one in front gets jerked off

I'm horny and have too shit. Want too butter churn?

by Mr glass1 September 4, 2016

churn chocolate butter

Slang term for anal sex.

My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.

by Dc53 January 12, 2016

Amish butter churn

When a wooden handle is inserted rectally, until creamy cum is produced.

Last night Davie used a mop handle to give me an Amish butter churn.

by SuperFatSteve April 13, 2024