Cumtard

One who is dumbtardedly infatuated with mansyrup / mammalsauce.

Maxwell forgot to wipe his chin before opening his bedroom door. What a cumtard.

by Biscuit the Unbreaded December 15, 2008

chumptastic

Something that was gloriousy bad

Did you see the Heat beat the Mavs? That was chumptastic!

by DustinOwens July 1, 2006

clumtard

When a persons second toe is longer than their first toe. (first toe being the Big toe). The longer the second toe is the bigger the clumtard.

Did you see how big her second toe is? Wow is she a big clumtard!

by heather baith May 22, 2008

Cumtarded

A very retarded person who is also very horny

Did you hear that Bob is cumtarded

by Giantsrock14 December 25, 2020

ChopTard

Somebody who TK's another person to fly the choppers in online games (Mainly Battlefield Vietnam).

That bloody Choptard shot me to take the chopper i was waiting for.

by Shaun August 22, 2004

Chemtard

Some one who chooses not to acknowledge the obvious chemtrails in the sky are chemtards. These people are the stupidest of all primordial scum-bag primates, who for some reason or another, call themselves human. These people are usually liberal in nature, anti-constitutionalist, pro abortion, pro gay, anti gun cry baby bastards who if they live in the US aren't American at all. These people have shit for brains because they refuse to see with their own eyes the chemtrails in the skies above them, hence they're retarded, hence they are chemtards. This was the original meaning of the phrase, not the other way around.

Adrian: Hey Bob, you see all those chemtrails up their in the sky?

Bob: yeah but they're water vapour contrails.

Adrian: Oh Bob, you truly are a chemtard, dipshit moron you know that?!

by Brad3425 March 21, 2010

Chunktard

One who is seemingly gigantic and is also really really stupid.

"Check out that chunktard in the front row"
"Wow hes demolishing that burger, or is that a hot dog too?"

by John the Postman February 14, 2008