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Chocolate Cufflink

The byproduct of a careless wipe. After having a shit, if you forget to roll up the sleeve of your wiping arm, you inadvertently smear shit on the cuff of your shirt while wiping your ass.
Evan: Dude, was that a good shit or what?
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
by g-othermal November 2, 2009
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Chuddling

To cuddle in an overly aggressive fashion in which the "big" spoon place one arm around the "little" spoons neck slowly suffocating till an existential bliss is reached.
Person 1: Did you reach second base with Mandy?

Person 2: No, but there was some crazy "chuddling" going on. I know she liked it.

Person 1: How did you know she liked it?

Person 2: Because nothing says i love you like their eyes rolling in the back of their head.

Person 1 to Person 2: *HIGH-FIVE*
by Awkword One April 28, 2010
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Chuffin 'eck

A slang phrase with a similar meaning to "bloody hell" or the even more offensive "fucking hell", albeit milder and less forceful.

Originates from Yorkshire.
P1: That bun'll cost you four quid.
P2: Chuffin 'eck! I ain't payin' that!
by PoorKingElizabeth September 8, 2016
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giggling my chuckling beard off

Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"
Friend says something funny.

Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"
by leighzil August 3, 2009
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cluffling

to fuck someone in the armpit, better performed on a fat chick with bingo wings. not good with germans and french girls as armpit hair can get stuck in your japs eye
chrys told me that he gave this bird a good cluffling the other night
by nickbenoit February 29, 2008
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Chuffinelles

The Chuffinelles were an all women band who performed up and down and around Sheffield, England, in the 1980's. They achieved some recognition as a result of their politically charged performances which focussed on poverty, unemployment, and the demise of the British steel industry which was a major employer in the Sheffield area.

Hence, Chuffinelles can be used to describe actions by people who make people take notice of the kinds of injuustice that fly past the attention of regular media and are forgotten about, (or so politicians wish).

Chuffinelle's origins: Chuff is a local slang word for vagina. Chuffin' 'Ell is equivalent of saying "Fucking Hell"
People today rent because they can't get a mortgage, and the landlord charges them primo rent and gets away with it, is on the look out for something he can evict them over.
These people need the A team or some Chuffinelles.
by izzit413afw March 17, 2010
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chuffin snout

aye ah seen him chuffin a snout at the bikesheds
Aye aht cunts always chuffin snout
by gregory young squad February 14, 2015
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