Christianese is the language spoken by Christians. It makes no sense to anyone unfamiliar with biblical texts, but earns you major points in the eyes of other Christians, because it means your words are hella holy.
Common examples include: old man/new man, unblemished lamb, fruit of the spirit, washed in the blood, and let's not forget the ever popular born again.
Common examples include: old man/new man, unblemished lamb, fruit of the spirit, washed in the blood, and let's not forget the ever popular born again.
Christian: Brother, I felt like I was really backsliding, so I crucified my old man and put on my new man, and now the fruit of the spirit is evident in my life!
Non-Christian: What the hell did you just say? You speakin' Christianese?
Non-Christian: What the hell did you just say? You speakin' Christianese?
by IndieSnob July 3, 2006
Get the Christianese mug.A Soeren Brauer Christiansen is a very hairy and aggressive kind of animal that has been tammed by a human being (often refered to as a Pat). The first time the word was used, was in the nordic Mythology, where a very ugly, werewolf-looking creature was refered to as a Soeren Brauer Christiansen.
by Hahahahaha22 September 5, 2010
Get the Soeren Brauer Christiansen mug.An incredible family...normally obsessed with something dorky that is cute, The guys are loyal and very skilled. But the woman are normally pretty yet they are not as sneaky as the males. The guys are very muscular and proud to be who they are. The girls are the same way just way more dramatic than the average teen...talk about drama queens!
"I want to be with a Christiansen...
by Ms. Yvon May 14, 2015
Get the Christiansen mug.Chirstianne's are hard on the outside but soft on the inside. Once a Christianne's shell is broken, she is the softest person you know. Christianne's also have lots of mental problems on the side but thats always fun!
by cocovax March 17, 2019
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Christianeyt_ is gabrielius's wife.
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Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.
It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.
If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.
It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.
If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
She’s the hottest person on earth, she has big titties and a cute smile.
Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.
It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.
If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.
It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.
If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
by Christiane69 November 13, 2019
Get the Christiane mug.A manner of speaking within the American Christian subculture in which the speaker cloaks the words being said under the feign visage of 'love', but in reality, is saying it for the sole purpose of hurting you.
Christianese: "I really feel that God is telling me to say this to you..."
Translation: "I am going to hurt you now... in Jesus's name, Amen."
Translation: "I am going to hurt you now... in Jesus's name, Amen."
by golgotha August 15, 2012
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