Christ On A Bike 

(Exclamation)

1. An outburst of anger or frustration that the wankers (q.v.) are once again "getting on your tits" through their incompetence.

Used by IT support staff to describe the feelings of loss of temper towards "users"; when once again, they've fucked up the system.

2. An outburst of shock at the prospect of immenent death, injury or pain.

"Christ on a bike; don't those wankers ever listen to a fucking word we tell them?"

Christ On A Bike by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Christ on a bicycle 

Exclamation used when someone is surprised, upset, or is trying to make a point.

Christ on a bike! Did that guy's car just explode?

Christ on a bicycle by Janis February 6, 2005

Christ on a cracker 

An older Boomers way of saying, "What the fuck?"

Me: stubs my toe
Also me: "Christ on a Cracker"

Christ on a cracker by Jennni December 3, 2019

jesus christ on a crutch 

meaning "ohh shit" or fuckk!!

"jesus christ on a crutch that hurtt!"
or
"JESUS CHRiST ON A CRUTCH that was rude!!like what the ef

jesus christ on a crutch by Elle and Cody! September 8, 2007

jesus christ on a cracker 

An exclamatory remark used to express surprise, distress, and outrage.

*In response to Matthew's CBT, Jack yells:
"Jesus Christ on a cracker!"

jesus christ on a cracker by Beau Weidman November 4, 2007

Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge 

A variation of the commonly used Jesus Christ. It carries the same meaning as Jesus Christ.

"Holy Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge, I can't believe the Steelers won!"

Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Jesus christ on a bike 

an exclamition of complete surprise, can be used instead OMG or some other thing you say when your surprised

Random: Yes i got an A, fuck yeah!

Random 2: Jesus Christ on a bike i got a D+

Random: Stupid gimp

Jesus christ on a bike by ph1LL September 19, 2010