Chrisean

A sexy lightskin male who is very intelligent and will please you.

I need myself a sexy Chrisean .

by Domdenise July 13, 2016

Chrischanumakwanzali

The winter festive season. By calling it chrischanumakwanzali, it includes many people, and many many presents. Can be used to justify buying yourself large gifts before/after christmas/chanukkah.

"hey, mum, where're my chrischanumakwanzali presents at?"

"Happy chrischanumakwanzali to me, I have a Wii"

"Happy chrischanumakwanzali to me, NEW CAR!"

by kaitan December 9, 2008

chrisevanssweatyball

chris evans ball of sweat lol. ALSO MY FAV mutual who has a gorgtastic username !! 😍😘

if chrisevanssweatyball is reading this ily bestie 😽😽

by mxrvelxst May 31, 2021

chrisevansdirtywh0re

the account of the hottest being in the universe. they are the hater of sebastian stan and tom felton, big fan of florence pugh and bunions

bella: oh i love chrisevansdirtywh0re, they followed me back on tiktok

flo: omg same let me break up with my 46 year old bf and marry her

by florencepughsbunion July 16, 2021

Chrisean

Blueface girlfriend from Baltimore.

Chrisean: “ I did it for you Blue! Took my tooth out! 🦷😁”

“It’s a vibe all the time!!”

by BlackMamaThiccButt September 4, 2022

ChrisChanMaxxing

The act of acting in a similar way to Chris Chan, therefore harnessing your inner sonichu and potentially going to jail.

Person 1: “Hey man. Heard you fucked your mom. Not cool.”
Person 2: “nah bro it’s fine I’m just ChrisChanMaxxing”

by Lvdcyeee October 30, 2023

chrisbian

A single girl who is known to their female friends husband as a lesbian for the entertainment and/or benefit of their female friend and themselves. This comes in handy when the husband is leary about his wife going out with her single friends. For some reason it is OK for the wife to go out if the friend is a lesbian. Simply switch out the name chris for your appropriate female friend.

He may think she is a lesbian and doesn't pick up guys, but all the girls know she is simply a chrisbian.

by ABJ_01 September 15, 2008