Chrisis

(Noun) A crisis that befalls someone named Chris, usually due to lack of planning.

Rational thinker: Why did you fly to Finland on a one-way ticket without bringing a credit card to fly back?

Chris: Simple, I was drunk.

Random Finnish person: What a Chrisis!

by mandawanda March 27, 2010

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Chrismiss

The term used whenever a dude named Chris, Christopher, Christian, Kris, or Kristof ends up not making it home for Christmas. Sometimes a Chrismiss happens multiple years in a row.

Chris told me yesterday over the phone on the 24th that he wasn't making it home again for Christmas. This is now the third time in a row so it's going to be another Chrismiss.

by Circa 1993 AD December 22, 2016

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Chrisisis • Chrisissexy • Chrisissparta • Chrisitis • ChrissiSpark • Chritisism • Chrissie • chrissing • chrissie-may • Chrisis

Chrissied- party girl type of drunk, dancing on tables, make-up smeared, raspy voiced, telling strangers personal stories, found the next day asleep outside Jack in the Box with taco wrappers littering the floor, the hottest type of mess.

Im getting chrissied tonight", "damn that girls getting chrissied", "I was way to chrissied to go to work the next day

by billybailey October 17, 2010

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Chrissie

The most amazing person ever in every possible respect. She's the best friend someone could ever have, but she has the tendency to be underestimated and taken for granted.

Girl 1: Wow, that's so horrible that you back-stabbed Chrissie! She was the best friend you ever had.
Girl 2: I know, I'm a whore and I should repent.
Girl 1: You were just jealous that she is gorgeous, smart, self-confident, is super fun with a great personality, and on top of all that has a perfect boyfriend.
Girl 2: It's true.

by 2bhwab2m December 28, 2008

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